Wat

“Can’t sleep”

Oh

“Thinking about my bum”

Whadaboudit

“It’s not big”

Is nice good bum pat pat

“But what if I’m lost and I need a ride home and Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn’t stop his Mercedes because my bum is too small?”

Eat donuts. Ass will follow.

“That could work…”

I to sleep go back now

“sigh”

 💤 

😴